character meme, snurched from jonquil

[jood]

First, write down the names of 12 characters. Then read and answer the questions. You can't look at the questions (or click on the cut) until you write down the 12 characters you're going to use.

1) Severus Snape
2) Amelia Bedelia
3) Ford Prefect
4) Brock Sampson
5) Strong Bad
6) Falstaff
7) Hank McCoy
8) Treebeard
9) Frederick Arbuthnot
10) Thrakkrzog
11) Melvin Frohike
12) Intendant!Kira


Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?
I can pretty much guarantee nobody's ever written Falstaff/Frohike. But I bet they'd have one hell of a party.

Do you think Four is hot? How hot? (Brock)
Uncomfortably so.

What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
An alternate universe Bajoran female knocking up a sentient tree. THAT I want to read.

Can you rec any fic(s) about Nine? (Frederick Arbuthnot)
Sadly, no, but the source material is lovely. His sudden appreciation for his wife does ring a little fanficcy.

Would Two and Six make a good couple?
Unfortunately, yes, but not a romantic one. Amelia would just have to clean up after Sir John's bash with Melvin.

Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?
Strong Bad/Frederick wouldn't work, as they are both far too obsessed with unobtainable women. They'd have to be a comfort fuck, and frankly, I'm not even sure Strong Bad has operational genitalia. Strong Bad/Thrakkrzog on the other hand is an odd couple marriage made in heaven. Strong Bad would appreciate Thrakkrzog's willingness to cheat others, and Thrakkrzog would appreciate SB's snarky wit.

What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
Dunno, but it seems unlikely Amelia would be up to the deviant little tramp's standards. But Hank's a guy, so I'm sure he wouldn't mind watching to examine the, you know, social science of it.

Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic. (Ford Prefect/Thrakkrzog)
Damn that electronic thumb. The last time it shorted out he ended up smack in the nest of a Vicious Orian MegaGator at the end of its hibernation fast. But this time, the sparks flying while the Improbability Drive hummed along at infinite, where else could he end up but at a smoky bar with an all-evil-villain clientele?

Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff? (Snape/Treebeard)
No, Snape's relationship with trees has always been complex. He's never really gotten over the Whomping Willow.

Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic. (Hank McCoy/Evil!Kira)
The Beast and The Beastly.

What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted Four to deflower One? (Brock/Snape)
Um...Brock needs to get the image of that hideous Russian astronautette out of his head by banging somebody even more unpleasant looking?

Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?
Not that I know of, but I'm sure there's LOADS out there. Hank H/C is probably very big in the X-Men fandom.

Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
Don't know of any, but I'd be willing to wager at the very least that he is het.

Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven? (Frohike)
Oh yes indeed. They do it well, too.

Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?
I believe no one has yet attempted it. I think this quiz was meant maybe for people in just one fandom.

What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?
Thrakkrzog does not scream. I don't believe he has sex, either.

If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, which song would you choose? (Treebeard)
You mean filk? I guess I'd go with, "It's Only Bark & Roots (but I like it)".

If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warnings be? (Snape/Falstaff/Evil!Kira)
Dark Magic, Phaser Fire, Character Death, Wizard/Intendant Smut

What might be a good pick-up line for Two to use on Ten?
"Should I just sweep up those toenail clippings?"

When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
Never, but I hold out hope. Maybe a nice, romantic Strong Bad/Pom Pom comfort!slash story. ::sniff::