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The pathetic, hypocritical, anti-gay schmuck who had been McCain's campaign co-chair and Florida state representative? The one who offered an undercover cop $20 and a blowjob in a public toilet at a park? Where he later said he was scoping out the place for an event his own staff knew nothing about? And later clarified his story saying it was the Big Scary Black Men who made him afraid for his life so he had to offer that blowjob and the money? Who then riled Cuban Americans with another, incredibly stupid statement about how he's being victimized? Who won't resign because eventually we will all hug him?


This guy?

IT KEEPS GETTING BETTER.


He's now saying:

1. He went into that bathroom because he was afraid of being struck by lightning.
2. He knocked on the undercover cop's bathroom stall door in order to find out if he was okay.
3. The undercover cop's bigness and blackness made him afraid for his life, which is why he offered the hummer and the cash.
4. And possibly why he also invited the undercover cop to get into Allen's car with him so they could drive somewhere else.

Somebody needs to take away this guy's shovel.