Dear Fashion Bug,

Your clothes may suck, but your new merchandising philosophy makes me wibble. 

I was so incredibly pleased to learn that you'd stopped dividing your store into "normal people" and "ugly fat chicks", and that you now merchandise all your clothing together.  If I like the look of a sweater, I can check behind it to see if you have my size.  Better yet, everything you carry comes in every size.  I no longer have to wander around the back corner of the store, wondering if I will be permitted to wear the cute thing I saw in the window, or if I'll have to settle for a cheap jersey shower curtain with arm holes.

I have rewarded you by purchasing a simple v-neck pullover and chinos that fit well.  I may even return.  Just get some better-quality stuff, yeah?

Love,
 - j.