WOOT! Jood's First Annual Poetry Spam!

(idea snurched from the now-retired Satirewire)

Object:
To create poetry using only the unedited subject lines of spam emails. (The only thing I've removed are the useless characters before and after)

Warning:
I'm Jood, so a good deal of them are porny. But I did manage to get some useful phrases in there.

Deadline:
None. At your leisure.

The Rules:
We don't need no stinkin' rules.

The Words:
( click here for the full list )

Now hie thee! Hie thee to thy muse! (Sorry, Su.)