ACK

Jeffrey Jones, suspected pedophile. Ack.

Oh, and can I just say:

"Amid rising fears of Al Qaeda resurgence, a federal law enforcement bulletin warns the group may be planning "spectacular attacks" in the U.S. that will cause "mass casualties" and "severe damage" to the economy. The warning is not specific and has not prompted an upgrade in the terror threat level."

Then just shut the hell up and tell us when you DO have something. Michael Moore was so right about the engendering fear thing.

And also...

South Park. If you missed it on Wednesday, catch it over the weekend. The LOTR parody was hilarious. Butters as Gollum was frikkin' hilarious.

Trigger Happy TV, dammit. Last night's fave moment: The Grim Reaper standing atop a dump pile, just in view of passing trains. He's holding a sign the commuters can read:

If you lived here, you'd be dead.

Rey Misterio is...[sigh]. His interview in Raw magazine was fascinating. Plus, there's this photographic evidence of dashenka's point that you don't have to fit any particular mold to be sexy.

(no subject)

( jood, your unconscious mind is driven most by Imagination )

HOLY CRAP

BEWARE: MICHAEL JACKSON IN ALL HIS ALIEN HORRENDOUSNESS, up close and scary.